Where Porn Stars Go to Die

Jerry arrives to meet his porn agent Marty only to be met by Marsha, a publicist who fixes problems for elites. She comes up with a plan to shape Jerry's precarious image. First she sends Taylor Swift a kitten to thank her for the attention she brought Jerry. Then Jerry goes on CNN to talk to Anderson Cooper while pretending to be something he isn't. --- Jerry's penis felt like it was cut off and sewn back on so he took one of his last prescription pain killers. He was in the back seat of a cab driving across town as the sun set over L.A. The internet had blown up over a photo of his post-op penis and Jerry's manager Marty had summoned him to his office to strategize. The leaked photo was so frightening it was reported that men the world over were hesitant to have sex. They reasoned that if a porn star, a professional user of a penis, could break his penis, so could they. The doctors told Jerry his penis might not work properly ever again. Even though he was hired to ac...

When Taylor Swift retweets a story about Jerry's broken penis the Internet blows up and there's no where for Jerry to hide except under a palm tree at the beach. ............................................ The surgery Jerry had on his penis was now complete, and even though his doctor described it as a Hail Mary, Jerry was hopeful it would one day function again. He was discharged from the hospital and spent the next three days in bed at his Hollywood apartment. He wallowed in self-pity and frozen Pepperidge Farm chocolate cakes. Sometimes he didn't give the cakes enough time to thaw so he had to bite hard on the corners with his teeth. It was a frustrating way to maintain his blood sugar. He had money in the bank but no where near enough to retire. Normally Jerry would be ordering in comfort food but he was afraid to spend money. With his penis broken, his future was completely uncertain. In the past he had been given the opportunity to direct porn but he didn't like ...